You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
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