It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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