she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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