It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
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