If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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