Taylor Swift is so right about you.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
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