and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
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