i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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