If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
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