Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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