you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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