It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
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