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That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
A hangover is a type of food poisoning. Makes me feel better about calling out of work.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
I honestly don't understand how your night went from singing a touching rendition of Africa to an angry political rant to low key trying to find a frat boy to bang to doing dishes to yoga
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
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