First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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