Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
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