Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
Randomize
