Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
dude. I can hear the air.
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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