i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
zippers are such a cool invention
vagina is talking i cant
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
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