Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
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