let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I bought a goldfish, named it after my ex-girlfriend, and let it die. It's really the little things in life.
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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