Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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