that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
Randomize
