dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
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