i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
Randomize
