70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
Just opened up the freezer to find chocolate penis popsicles. Too hungover for this shit
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
So. Much. Porn.
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