As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
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