I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
