I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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