i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
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