You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
You don't make any sense
TEQUILA
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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