Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
I just realized my hands still smell like your cock. Which is awesome, but I wonder if the clerk at the store appreciated it.
I feel bad. I'm the reason hand sanitizer exists.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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