he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
Volunteering at a homeless shelter a bum asked if he could lick me cause I still reeked of whiskey. Being a bumsickle=epic hangover
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
my poor anus
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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