fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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