So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
you were so drunk you tried to use the microwave as a calculator for your BAC
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
Instead of politely asking me to shave, he passive-aggressively left me a groupon for a bikini wax. So I passive-aggresively fucked his roommate. And his roommate didn't mind my bush when he went down on me. Anyway, do you want the groupon or not?
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
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