? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
i think my cat just said my name.
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
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