just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
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