he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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