Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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