The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
Randomize