It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
Randomize
