When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
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