I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
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