Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
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