is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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