I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
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