im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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