YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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