yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
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She cheated on me with the same state trooper that wrote me a ticket.
I guess now you have a way to keep your license when you bring that up in court.
Dude, you are the most awesome.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
