I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
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