I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
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