Heybabeimwearingurpanties
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
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