so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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