Having a random hookup so left but love u
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
I understand Curling. That high.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
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