soooo we both peed the bed last night...
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
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