I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
He did a backflip because drugs
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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