Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
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