just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
I just talked to a CEO of a fortune 500 company while pooping. I LOVE being self employed.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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