The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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