i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
As soon as the clock wound down to zero, she declared "HALF-TIME HEAD" and pulled down my pants. After the swallow, she said "BEER CHASER," got me a new one, and asked if she could make me a sandwich. Pretty sure she's lobbying hard for a ring.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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